They call themselves BMO-Harris.  For me, they're still Harris Bank.

In any case, I intened to attend their business after hours tomroorw, 07-25-2012.  Starts at 5, lasts till 7.  I might do neither.

I'm told I can network, eat cheese, drink wine and learn something about improving cash flow and such things.

No, not the way I like to improve cash flow... They're just talking about making the money I already have avaialble faster.  And, no, they're not giving away samples.  I've told them time and again, the way to gain customers is with free samples...  Just look at Costco... Or your neighborhood drug dealer.

But, no, they won't listen to me.  They probably think the networking and learning should be enough.

So, will I come out smarter?

I'll let you know.