Initialtown ( A grubby little neighborhood in in Niles ) Easy to enter-Hard to leave!

For this post, I contacted my sources in the Niles PD. The only way they would give me the complete story was if their anonymity was protected.

So here is what I got. Initialtown seems to be a little-known gathering place somewhere in the industrial area. Being there is an ongoing investigation my source wouldn't reveal exactly where. There are numerous malcontents, ne'er-do-wells and lowlifes who call this area home. I Inquired about the ones with nicknames. Do they reside there also? Not full time I was informed. They are still in training. They go home on evenings and weekends, until they have finished the process, then they are given initials and become full-fledged residents and then, and only then, are they allowed to post bizarre and ridiculous comments on The Patch.

Are these people a danger to anyone? Not really, usually only to themselves, to the rest of society they are usually only a minor irritation, kind of like mosquito bites. But beware, they can spread the Niles virus, an infection that could bring this village to its knees. How so? They usually become most-active during a municipal election, and rumor has it they have three candidates, one for Mayor and two for trustee on the Irresponsible Ticket. End of story.


So folks, what can we do? How about a suggestion from a very unbiased observer.(And if you believe that, I have some tokens for the NILES FREE BUS for you.)
Vote for the Niles New Party on April 9. For Mayor Punch 12-Andrew "THE ONE AND ONLY WHITE EAGLE", For Trustee Punch 16-George "THE KAPP MAN", Trustee Punch 17-John"CHECK IT FOR JEKOT", And Punch 18-Danette "MS BOOKS". Notice I gave them all nicknames, as a last ditch attempt to save the initials in training from taking the final plunge. Peace, have a nice day. And see you on April 9.