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Weird Crime

Sunday, March 10, 2013

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Drugs On Craigslist, Smelly Teen Shoplifting

A look at weird crime news in the northern Chicago suburbs.

Local police departments provided the following reports. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. Posted Under Rants and Raves Wilmette Police Arrested a Chicago man for trying to sell Ecstasy pills over Craigslist. Smells Like Teen Shoplifting Two 18-year-olds were charged with retail theft from a WalMart in Palatine when they were caught stealing perfume, cologne, lipstick and breath strips. Someone Left Their Library Card At Home A Park Ridge man was charged with DUI after being pulled over by Niles police for speeding. When the responding officer asked the driver for his license and insurance card, the man handed over his bank card and the car manual instead. Perhaps She Was…

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Cabby Gets Slapped, Someone Steps In Shaka

A look at weird crime news in the northern Chicago suburbs.

Local police departments provided the following reports. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The 2 A.M. Cab Slap A Chicago taxi driver called the police at 2 a.m. to report an Arlington Heights woman slapped the driver in the head when he asked her to sign a debit card receipt. The woman told police she did not realize the receipt was unsigned and she did not remember slapping the driver. Step On A Shaka, Break Your Mother's Backa Buffalo Grove police found a shaka sign painted on the sidewalk. Grandma's Knitting Warms Up Family Feud A Niles woman was charged with domestic battery after pushing and scratching her 76-year-old grandmother's arm, causing a small laceration, …

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Sunday, February 24, 2013

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Easter Bunny Arrives Early, Brings 15 Beers

A look at weird crime news in the northern Chicago suburbs.

Local police departments provided the following reports. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. Responding Officers Raid Local Bunny Hutch Someone used spray paint to vandalize a school bus in Arlington Heights with a black Easter egg. Popular Beer Company Launches Brewer's Dozen A 20-year-old Lake Forest man was cited for possession of alcohol by a minor after an officer observed the man walking with fifteen cans of beer. As they say in Hollywood, the TV adds 10 pounds of jail time. A man broke into a beauty shop in Evanston and stole costume jewelry, hair extensions and a 19-inch television. Nearby Discount Paint Store Offers 80 Cent Spray Tan Special A Des Plaines man was …

Sunday, February 17, 2013

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Fugitive Turns Herself In, Kind Of and Other Odd Police News

A look at weird crime news in the northern Chicago suburbs.

Local police departments provided the following reports. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. Vandals give resident a unicycle A Glenview resident reported that someone punctured three tires on their vehicle while it was parked in their driveway. Even shoplifters have to do their taxes A Harvard, IL man was charged with stealing calculators from the Walmart in Crystal Lake. Locked out to locked up with one simple phone call A 24-year-old woman called Deerfield Police because she was locked out of her car. Police asked for her driver’s license to assure she should be in the car and a check showed she was wanted in McHenry County for a 2009 retail theft charge, according to …

Sunday, February 10, 2013

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Fur Slashed, Food Stolen and Money Swindled

A look at weird crimes in the northern Chicago suburbs.

Local police departments provided the following reports. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. When Freddy Krueger and Wolverine go shopping Someone slashed a fur coat and several other clothing items, and sensors were ripped off other clothes at a Northbrook store. Hopefully he lifted with his knees Someone threw a shopping cart through a window at a Palatine chiropractic office. Take out taken ... out A man stole food from the counter of an Evanston restaurant   A real family member would have asked five times A Glenview resident reported sending two $950 money orders to Mexico City after receiving a call from a woman who identified herself as a family member in trouble …

Sunday, January 27, 2013

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Squirrel Tossed in Traffic, Man Arrested Twice in Two Days

A look at weird crimes in the northern Chicago suburbs.

Local police departments provided the following reports. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. Drive-by squirreling A woman in Skokie had just parked her vehicle when an unknown person stopped behind her, stared at her and threw a dead squirrel into her vehicle.    A rose by any other name is still harassment A man came into a Glenview store and made inappropriate comments to the employees. The man left the store for a short time, then returned with two roses he gave to the employee before leaving again. Police rounding up the usual optimists Several smiley faces and a flower drawn in green and pink chalk were located on the east wall of an underpass in Highland Park. Man's …

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1:17 pm on Monday, January 28, 2013

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Sunday, January 20, 2013

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Pizza Delivery Turns Criminal, Cab Fare Turns Violent

A look at weird crimes in the northern Chicago suburbs.

Local police departments provided the following reports. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. Rum brazen A burglar entered an unlocked Evanston home and stole diamond earrings, a video camera, credit cards and dark Bacardi rum. Large pepper-oh-no! A pizza delivery boy reported his car stolen after delivering a pizza in Skokie. According to the report, the employee left his car running while delivering a pizza. When he returned, he saw that his vehicle was gone. Nerd thief giggles all the way to nerd fence Someone stole a laptop computer, a Garmin GPS, Targus backpack, chess set and TI calculator from a car parked in Evanston. How does senior center deal with possible leaks? …

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John Brinkmann

11:16 am on Saturday, January 26, 2013

well stated Katie---what is it Readers Digest says---"Laughter is the best medicine" or something like that---I concur---we need to lighten up and laugh during difficult times---even with sensitive subjects sometimes...and do we really need to give a crud over poor grammar and typo's when reading and writing posts on Patch or related online formats---NO...if it's Pulitzer prize worthy writing you…   more ›

Sunday, November 18, 2012

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Little League Dispute and Golf Course Hijinks

A look at weird crime in our Patch region.

Local police departments provided the following reports. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. No, I said 'what a pitch!' A Skokie little league football coach struck a player’s father in the face following a dispute, police said. The victim was picking up equipment near a football sideline when his son’s coach approached him and asked if he’d called the coach’s wife a derogatory name. The coach then proceeded to strike the man in the face with an open hand, the report stated. EZ come, EZ go Someone took an unsecured four person EZ Go Golf cart and put it into water hole on a Highland Park golf course.  Domestic disturbance at the Ichabod Crane residence A pumpkin was found …

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Sunday, November 11, 2012

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Tea Party Ruined and Stolen Extensions

A look at weird crimes in our Patch region

Another blow to the tea party Someone stole a silver coffee pot, tea pot, creamer, sugar bowl, waste dish and large serving tray from a Northbrook home. The order did say 12 onion bagels and assault The owner of a Glenview business reported being battered by a delivery driver who was delivering goods to a business next door. Thieves' sentences will include lengthy extensions Five men were arrested and charged with retail theft after they allegedly stole hair weaves, hair grease and hair clips from an Evanston business. Man frantically prepares 'it will be awesome on YouTube' defense A Chicago man was charged with battery in Skokie after he kicked a coworker in the groin while the man was sleeping on a couch in order to wake him up. The …

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Sunday, October 21, 2012

Hospital Crimes and An Overly Irate Customer

A look at weird crimes in our Patch region.

Man wanted to show ex-wife proof of heart A patient at a Glenview hospital left the facility with a telemetry monitor still attached to him, for a reported loss of $1,600, police said. When you don't care enough to send the very best Someone stole artificial plants from an Evanston hospital. Next he came in, claimed he passed 'Go,' demanded $200 A Glenview bank teller reported that a suspicious person walked into the bank and requested that she exchange a new $20 bill for an old one, police said. The person left, but soon returned and asked the teller to exchange a $50 bill for 25 $2 bills. Man does what presidential candidates can't, creates job for neighbor A 19 year old was caught dumping lawn debris on someone else’s property in Lake …

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3:57 pm on Sunday, December 9, 2012

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